REFLECTIONS OF THE BLOGGING POSTS

REFLECTION OF THE BLOGS

The school year is almost over

And I have made a lot of blog posts
And got less than 700 views
And 5 comments
1 from myself and 4 from my friends
I also had 4 followers
And again
1 was myself and 4 are my friends
Just kidding
I didn't follow myself
A lot of people don't like the way I write my posts
So I'll write this entire post like that
Just to be that guy
And I also enjoy writing like this
It makes it look like a bar graph
And looks cool
Especially with the stuff on the side
But for the final project of this blog
I have to make an advertisement
For my blog
And that will come soon
Maybe
I do enjoy making videos
So that'll be fun
I already made a bad beginning of it
It's right here:
Ok, so I had to cut it up to make it fit
So here's the first half:
Oh wait

Why wouldn't I just upload it to YouTube
Then promote my YouTube channel
And get more views there
While getting more views here
By putting it on YouTube
I am clever
Just kidding
I have no clue how to cheat views
By advertising two things
With one thing
Definitely
More funniness below
On my YouTube channel
Shameless Self-Advertising
Ok, so here's the video:

Here's the link to my channel:
YouTube Link!!
Totally not shameless self-advertising
Totally...
Yeah

So yeah
So overall
I think that my blog did fairly well this year
And that it did better than some people's blogs
But I think it was one of the lesser viewed blogs
But I think that the idea was good
I think that the blog got better
Once I stopped typing monotone paragraphs
And started writing like this
A lot of people think don't like this style
But I like it
I think that I learned a lot from writing this blog
One of the big things I learned is how to be
More humorous
And not just have the posts being monotone
And dull
If you look at my first post
First Post Here
More shameless self-advertising
It's very monotone
And if you look at my most recent post
I'm going to link to it you lazy people
Scroll down
It's much more interesting on my opinion
But that's just my opinion

So yeah
The pictures on the sides are all of the games
That I've posted a post on
In order
Going from newest to oldest
Bottom to top
And I might link all of them to their posts
Or not
Depends on what I feel like doing
Or how much time I want to spend on this
I could do it
Maybe
I don't know
I'm running out of things to say
And I'm barely done with half the page
I will fill out this page if it's the last thing I do
Which it will be
But I'm guessing it will be a bunch of
Nonsensical rambling
And just random crap
That doesn't make any sense
And probably random stuff I find on my computer
Like this:

So yeah
I have some random things on my computer
From random things I've photoshopped
When I was bored
To that cat gif
Which has been sitting on my desktop for about a month
Because I have nowhere to put it
And it's really funny
And I like it
And I'm out of things to write again
I could just put more pictures
That's a bad idea
I guess I'll just talk about the picture of the game
That the text is next to
Yeah, I'll do that
On the next photo
I just have to get there
One sec
Keep reading
Keep going
You can do it
Almost there


Ok, so Magicite is about killing this
While running through a dungeon
And not dying
And eventually killing the final boss
It's very hard
It has lasers
And minions that fight for it
And a bunch of other stuff
And looks like it's cool to beat


Ok, Diablo 3 is a really fun game
And definitely worth the money
And really really really good
And has sooooo much content
And is better than a lot of games that came out
This year
Even though it's a few years old
And definitely worth buying

Ok, so Medieval Engineers is really fun
And stupid amounts of fun
And the best part is
Destroying castles using catapults
And other siege weaponry
That you have made
In a large amount of time
But you can make weapons of mass destruction
And blow up everything

Ok, so Warframe is really fun
And a really good game
And is totally free
Except for the crazy microtransactions
But besides that, if a absolutely amazing game
And definitely worth downloading
It's really fun because of the great swords
And being able to easily slice through enemies
And overall, it's a really good game


Ok, so StarCraft 2 is a really fun game
And definitely worth trying
It's a really good game
But is very competitive
And has a high skill cap
And is very difficult
But fun altogether
And has a professional gaming league

Ok, Stardrive 2 is a fun game
It has a lot of interesting mechanics
And cool stuff involved in it's gameplay
And it allows for some cool stuff
And has a ton of ways to do stuff
And a ton of stuff to do
And teaches you how to disperse your fleets of ships
So that you can defend yourself and explore
And not die horribly

I don't think that there is a way to describe
Magicka because it's just a great game
With so much going for it
Whether it be the story, which is fairly good
Or the comedy, which is so funny
Or the way you play it
Because it has a really interesting way of doing
What it does
Which is making you laugh in a game
Where you are trying to save a kingdom from
many different things.

Deus Ex was a really fun story based game
And has a lot of things to do
There are a ton of ways to play it
And all of them are fun
But some are harder to pull off then others
And can have disastrous outcomes if done wrong
But besides that, the game is really fun
And definitely worth buying
Just because the story is so good


So that the end of my blog
Maybe
I might post more things
I did enjoy writing these posts
Except that they were fairly time consuming
And hard to get ideas for
But besides that
They were fun to write



Thanks for Reading!



Links
Youtube

Space Engineers Post

Planetary Annihilation Post

Terraria Post
Smite Post
League of Legends Post
Crawl Post
From the Depths Post
Heroes of the Storm Post

StarMade Post
DAYZ Post
This War of Mine Post
Grey Goo Post
Cities: Skylines Post
Magicite Post
Diablo III Post
Medieval Engineers Post
Warframe Post
StarCraft 2 Post
StarDrive 2 Post
Magicka Post
Dues Ex: Human Revolution Post

All of my post are linked there
And all of their respective links are on the posts

Dues Ex Human Revolution Director's Cut

Image Thanks to Steam

Dues Ex Human Revolution Director's Cut
Is a cool game
And is definitely a good game
I played though the entire game
And usually I play through games fairly fast
And this game took me about 20 to 30 hours
To beat the game
And I enjoyed every part of it
Except this one boss fight
Where your vision was blurred
And the guy blended into the environment
So it was nearly impossible to see him
Until he attacked you
That battle took me about an hour to beat
And there was also this other battle
Where the boss would go invisible
And then pop up behind you
And attack you
But she was fairly easy to defeat
By using electricity
And shocking the water on the floor
The battle was pretty dull, but the plot twist beforehand was really shocking
There was also the final battle
Which was really hard
And took me a long time to beat
Because there were these turrets that just kept shooting
And you had to kill them before you could actually get to the part of the boss that you had to attack
In order to defeat it
But after you did some damage to the boss
It would reset and the turrets would come out again
And start killing you
And then you had to rinse and repeat
About 5 times
Which takes awhile
And if you died while fighting that boss
You would have to do the whole thing over again
And that's why it took so long to do
Besides the boss fights I just mentioned
The game was really good
And had a great story and plot
And really interesting and memorable characters
Like the boss of the company you work for
He was memorable because of his personality and the things he said
And then there was the IT guy for the company
He and the character you play as hate each other
And are always being mean to one another
And it's quite funny what the two of them say to each other
There were many great plot twists and parts where something happened completely randomly
But made sense
Like when you are flying back to this area that is "safe"
And then you get shot down
And the pilot dies
And then you have to stay in this place until you can find a way out

So yeah
I have tried to play through this game again
But I just can't
Because I like being surprised by things
And since this is a story based game
Once you see something once
You will know what's about to happen
And know how to prepare
I mean, there is some replayability
Like the fact that I think there are different events that happen
If you have killed a lot of people or not
And if you go into the game shooting everyone
Or being stealth
And many different other factors contribute to that
I mean, the game probably wouldn't get boring if you played it through again
But for me
I just can't play games through again


THANKS FOR READING



Links:
Steam

Magicka Wizard Comedy at it's finest

Image Thanks to Steam

Magicka is an interesting game
It is very difficult alone
But very funny
But serious at the same time
And can be played with friends
And is really fun with friends
And a lot easier with friends
And should definitely
Be played with friends
But when I play the game
I get stuck on this one boss
Which is a giant snake
That tries to kill you
And is stupidly hard to beat
But I have done it before
With my friend
And I know what comes after the boss
Because of youtube
And personal experience
But the game is super fun
And makes fun of other games
And then has this one character
That every time you meet him
He is doing something weird
And acts like a vampire
But every time you run into him
He introduces himself as
"Vlad, not a vampire"
And in the trailer for Magicka 2
The song is just the actor that played the vampire
Saying:
"I'm a manpire not a vampire."
He probably says that about a hundred times in the trailer
The game has a great sense of humor
And is probably one of the funniest serious games I've ever played
One of the bosses in the game is a creature on a bike
Pedaling on top of a machine
That is charging up to kill the king of the empire
And all you have to do is hit the bike with something and the creature on the bike falls off
And then the leader of that creature comes out
And then you have to kill him
Which looks, from what I've seen
A lot of the game is just comedic nonsense
And makes fun of itself and other games
I has a very complicated spell casting system, though
Where you have eight elements are your disposal
And you can combine them in different ways
To make cool and interesting spells
Such as mines that you put of the ground
That explode when someone walks over them
But you can make those mines heal yourself and your friends
Or you can make them explode in electricity
Or make them explode with water
You could also make stone pillars that come out of the ground
And you could have those pillars become infused with fire
So that anyone who touches them
Will like on fire
My personal favorite element is shield
Because you can make yourself invincible
If you can press the space bar fast enough
A cool combo with shield is to cast a spell that does a ton of damage around you
And then just put a shield up
And watch the world around you die
And you just sit there
Perfectly fine
And just walk away like nothing happened
There are three types of just plain shield
There is a personal shield
That just goes around you
And is easy to sustain
There is a half dome shield
That only covers one direction
And then there is the full dome shield
Which is the hardest to sustain
But it can shield your allies and yourself
But you can't shoot things out of it
As I learned by trying to shoot a fireball out of the shield at something
And it bounced around inside the shield
And killed me when it exploded
There are also a lot of DLC's in the game
Most of them making fun of something
I have two of the DLC's
I have the Vietnam one and one other that I can't remember

Image Thanks to Steam

But the vietnam one is really fun
Because you get this one spell
Called Napalm
And when you cast it
You throw you flare
And then a plane flies over you and drops fire across an area
Dealing tons of damage to everything in the area
And the funny part of the DLC is that
You are a wizard
In Vietnam
Carrying a gun
Fighting alongside normal people
Against goblins

So yeah

Thanks for Reading



Links:
Magicka
Magicka on Steam

StarDrive 2 Turn Based Strategy In Real Time

Image Thanks to Steam

StarDrive 2 is a cool game
It involves many different elements
Like being able to design your own ships
And then build them on a planet
Then wage war on a different faction
Or keep them near your core worlds
And protect your people from attack
It's really cool though
Because you can create these trade roots
And then raiders or pirates
Might go and attack them
Causing a planet to starve
And then you might lose that planet
I was playing this game
And one of my planets got invaded
And since I didn't have a space station on it
That planet was blockaded
And I couldn't get food or supplies to the people of that planet
And it was also a lava planet
Making it so that the planet itself couldn't grow food
I ended up losing that expansion
But I didn't give up
Because in that system, there was a wormhole
I didn't know where it went at the time
But wormholes usually lead across the galaxy
And I wanted to explore it really badly
So, as the tutorial taught me
I designed my own ship and built two of them
Then, I had them fly with a ship that colonizes the planets
And the two ships I had built were fairly strong
I mean, it was the first ship I ever built
Right as I started the colony on the second planet
My homeworld was invaded
Luckily for me, my homeworld has a space station
So my space station won the battle between it and a spall pirate ship
And that was the end of my homeworld being invaded
But shortly thereafter, my second colony was invaded
And the enemy invaded with four ships
Two cruiser like ships
And two frigate like ships
I didn't know that they were
But my ships were outnumbered 2 to 1
But like I said, my ships are fairly strong
And they were just sitting there
Eating the enemies missiles
Because I but tons of armor on the front of them
But they have no speed
And no range
Because I like spammy things
So the ships fire hundreds of lasers
That do no damage
So the battle took awhile
And then there was one enemy left
One of the cruiser ships also had a fighter bay
And after I killed all but one of the fighters
And about ten minutes later
After all of the pew pews
And this one fighter
Managed to survive for ten minutes
Against two cruisers
For ten minutes
I started watching Youtube
Because it was so boring
But my two ships managed to kill the one little fighter
And I won the battle
I haven't actually discovered any other races while I've been playing
But there are some
And they all have their own personalities
Some can be crazy and always want to fight everything
And others can be diplomatic and want to make peace between the nations
I guess the lore is that you have just gotten to space
And you have to make friends
Or enemies
Depending on your playstyle
Mine is more passive until I get a large fleet
Then I destroy anyone who opposes me
You could make some funny references
Like your empire was doing fine
Until the fire nation attacked
That is the summary of my humor
Really bad

So yeah
I have had a lot of fun with this game
I really want to play it more
But school
And homework
And reading
And other school related stuff
I want to make a massive empire
And have a good economy in that empire
And create a massive fleet
Of capital ships
And carriers
And cruisers
And frigates
And battleships
And other ships

So yeah


Thanks for Reading!



Links:
Steam
StarDrive 2

Starcraft 2 RTS in space and ground

Image Thanks to VG247

StarCraft 2 is a fun game
I has a lot to do
Whether you are going to play the arcade
Full of user created stuff
Or the campaign
Which is really good
Or the Multiplayer
Which is also really good
There's even custom games
Which you can play with your friends
And have cool battles
So there is a lot to do
This is another Blizzard game
So that means I have done 3 Blizzard game 'reviews'
Blizzard has good games
Really good games, actually
A lot of the games made by Blizzard are really popular
Those games include
StarCraft 2
Diablo 3
Heroes of the Storm
World of Warcraft
Hearthstone
And they have made other games
But those are just the few I know off the top of my head
And have played before
Every single on of those games either is free
Or has a free trial that is a ton of fun
For example
StarCraft 2 has the entire arcade free
Which is what I would only play when I could

So yeah
I enjoy StarCraft 2
But I can't play it anymore
Because about halfway through the game
The game just freezes
So I can't play any part of the multiplayer
But the game is still fun even if you just play the campaign
Because the campaign is about 10 hours long
And has a ton of content for you to play with
There are some units in the campaign that you can't get in the multiplayer
And there are also really interesting missions in the campaign
My personal favorite mission
Is one where at night, you have to defend yourself from things trying to attack you
And during the day, you have to go and kill the buildings that are spawning those things
It may sound a bit boring
But when the night starts in 5 seconds
But you've almost cleared out an area
And you want to finish
But you don't know if you units will make it back in time
Or survive at all
It gets really suspenseful
My other favorite mission
Is one where you are a sniper
That has to help an army get through a base
But you have to do it quietly
Or else you die almost instantly
What helps with that is the fact that you are permanently cloaked
But you still have to dodge units that can see you
And then everything in that area will try to kill you
So you have to avoid the units that can scan you
But still more fairly quickly
You can kill the units
But that would take more time
There is another mission
Where are slightly insane guy
Gets in this massive mech suit
And starts going on a rampage
But he can't hear your character telling him to stop
So he just keeps going and killing everything
And you have to make sure that he doesn't die
But you can never control when and where he's going to move
It's a fairly hard mission
But it's really fun
Because the guy is in this massive mech suit
That does tons of damage
And can survive quite a lot of damage
But if he was to go alone
He would most definitely die
Which is not good

So yeah
I haven't played StarCraft 2 in a long time
So I don't know much about the game in its current state

So yeah

Thanks for Reading




Links
Blizzard

Warframe Third Person Ninja Shooter

Image Thanks to Warframe Wiki

Warframe
This game is fun
It has a bit of a learning curve
But even if you're bad at the game
You can still use a sword
To slice through
Enemies
And believe me
That's fun
There are also guns in the game
I don't know why
Swords are literally the best
And are incredibly broken
I was playing once
And I was using my sword
I literally took out so many enemies that the amount of people
In the Roman Empire would still be more
But I killed a lot of enemies
There are many different ways to play in Warframe
You can be stealthy
Or you can be offensive and kill everything on sight
There are different classes depending on which play style you want to take
There are:
Loki
Excalibur
Volt
Limbo
Ash
Valkyr
Zephyr
Ember
Rhino
Trinity
Banshee
Chroma
Frost
Hydroid
Mag
Mesa
Mirage
Nekros
Nova
Nyx
Oberon
Saryn
Vauban

Image Thanks to Warframe Wiki

I did not realize how many classes there were
I mean, I have two of them
And the second one took a while to get
And the first one I got a couple years ago
I did take a year break
But that's besides the point
Not under it
Not next to it
Besides it
And shut up that one person who says that next to and besides are the same
Because I know they are
But comedic effect

So yeah
Like I said earlier, there are a lot of weapons
For just the melee category alone
There are:
Fists
Swords
Dual Swords
Whips
Sythes
Dual Sythes
Shield Swords
And then they can all be modded by different things in the game called mods
Some increase the weapon's damage
Others make it do certain things
Like causing enemies to ignite in flames when hit
Or poison them when hit
Or Freeze them when hit
So each weapon can be its own unique snowflake
There are also a bunch of different types of primary weapons
Except they are more generic
There are
Shotguns
Rifles
Submachine Guns
And a bow
That's all of the weapons that I know of
There are also secondary weapons
But no one cares about them

So yeah
The gameplay in Warframe is really fast and requires quick movements
So you have to be able to react quickly
And not just stand around
My favorite way of playing Warframe is with a sword
And going in and just obliterating everyone
With a sword
Because guns are over rated
And can you name ten other games that allow use of swords like that?
Don't answer that
So yeah
There is a lot you can do in Warframe
You can try to complete everything on a certain planet
Or you can go straight to the hardest levels with your friends
Or you can just do events and missions
Or battle other players
But with Warframe
You rarely run out of things to do
Unless you have done everything, own everything, and have nothing else to do

Thanks for Reading



Links
Warframe

Medieval Engineers Space Engineers on a planet

Image Thanks to Steam

Medieval Engineers is a fun game
It's like Space Engineers
But not in space
It's in Medieval times
Where they have to use horse to get around
And throw stones at castle to break them
And use wood
And burn wood
And chop trees
And have lots of bloody wars
And kill lots of people
I should also mention that this is before cannons
So you couldn't use gunpowder
And there also aren't modern weapons
Like guns
So yeah
The game is really fun
You can build anything you like
Like castles, mansions, underground bases, flying sky islands, etc.
This is a sandbox game, so you can do almost anything
There's no multiplayer yet, which is a minus
But it's going to be added hopefully soon
There is AI in the game though
It can be used in many different ways
Even though it's still in early stages
There are barbarians and peasants
Barbarians are always trying to kill the king statues
Which are a block that barbarians will focus
But they will also kill almost everything in their paths to get to it
Then there are the peasants
Which will basically just carry thing around

So yeah
You have some pretty interesting sieges though
Where one side has to storm the side of a mountain
To get to the castle
And then have to break in
Then try to get to the objective
And do whatever they have to do
Which is most likely killing the king of the castle
You can build some amazing things in Medieval Engineers
On person built a floating island
And another has built Helm's Deep from The Lord of the Rings
The only thing that I have built is a simple platform
I can't build if it was to save my life
Even though I really like sandbox games
I can never get into them
Because I can't build
I do really like MOBA's and RTS's though
And FPS
Shall I just only like games that can abbreviated for 3 or more letters?
Let's see if I can name a couple more
Well
I can't think of any more

So yeah
I really enjoy the game
Many of its ideas still need to be expanded on
On my opinion
And there are a few things that need to be added
On my opinion, there needs to be a grappling hook
But that's just me
I love grappling hooks
Especially ones with physics
That is my all time favorite thing in a game
I mean
There are only a few games that have physics grappling hooks
If you can name any
Feel free to comment

So yeah
Medieval Engineers is a good game
And is on Steam

Thanks for Reading




Links
Medieval Engineers