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I play this game because of that, massive battles, and because I have to try to build a rock, where someone else can build a flying fortress with massive guns and lasers and missiles in ten minutes.
I can build a rock guys, I promise.
I can't build anything other than a rock, but I can build a rock.
Wait, you can't build rocks in From the Depths?
Well, there goes my hopes and dreams of being able to be Patrick Star.
Maybe I can build a tree.
Then I will be able to live in a tree, and that will be my second dream come true.
I found some wood, but I can't seem to find leaves, roots, plants or anything that would be living and able to produce oxygen.
There are jet engines that create FIRE that requires OXYGEN that comes from PLANTS which there ARE NONE.
I guess I found a flaw with the game.
Well, the game with "Realistic Physics" allows fire to burn without oxygen.
That would explain why you play as a robot.
But then how could you use guns that make explosions?
BECAUSE VIDEO GAMES
and other programming reasons
BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE VIDEO GAMES
Well anyway, I can't build anything, and if I try, it turns out looking like a blob that floats like a blob, because of "Realistic Physics."
Have you ever tried to make a floating submarine?
{Insert Answer Here}
No, I thought not, because float means:
fluctuate freely in value in accordance with supply and demand in the financial markets
Ummmmm.....
But, a boat floats, right?
Is a boat a thing that does supply and demand things?
Well, there goes my childhood.
But anyway...
The game is fun
When you can build something that's not a magical blog that floats because of the "Realistic Physics."
This is a fun game because reasons.
I forgot what I was going to say.
From the Depths is available on Steam for $19.99
If you can afford that.
6/9 I laughed once
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