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Friday, March 13, 2015

Grey Goo Worst Named Real Time Strategy Ever

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Grey Goo
It looks like an amazing game
And I am the only one of my friends that thinks that
The trailer was what sold on this game
So yeah
I mean
The game looks really good seems like a good RTS
Especially in a time where there aren't that many RTS's coming out
It's a slow paced game, put that isn't necessarily a bad thing
Because in a slow paced game, on my opinion
You have a lot more time to do things
And build up defenses and armies
So yeah
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This is not like the other hardcore RTS's
You don't have to be monitoring every little detail Under the sun to win
You just have to play the human race and build a Structure called an Anti-Heavy Sentinel
This Thing  -------------------------------------------->
Yeah
The humans are the best
On my opinion
They just have the most overpowered
Stuff that makes them really good
Like the Alpha
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It has a massive sun laser of death to anything that isn't made of mirrors
If someone has a big mirror
It is just death the the alpha
Or the mirror
Someone look into that
Someone?
Anyone?
Oh nobody, you can look into it.
The Beta are also a race
They are fun
They have Commandos
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Well, I couldn't find a beta picture
I found that though
So yeah
The goo
Is really Goood
They require a lot of micro management though
They humans use drones, except for the alpha
The humans in this game really rely on their technology
I mean, they're base and entire army except for one building and one unit are drones
They may even rely on their technology more than us currently
Nah, that's not possible
I think
The beta are more like our current army
Except they have four arms
But they use bullets
And have guns
Those two lines were redundant
I mean
If they have bullets
Are they going to shoot them out of swords
No
They're not
I can already hear people typing saying that
'There are people with sword guns'
Well maybe
But the Beta don't have swords
They have guns
And cannons
And a nuke launcher
But no swords
So that's the end of that
Oh wait
I have no people that actually comment on my posts
So yeah
So the Goo
The goo are cool
They have gooey units
And no structures
They are only goo
Nothing but goo
Entirely goo
Nothing but goo
That one person who is saying that they have people inside of them is wrong
They eat the people
Then get rid of them
But yeah
The goo are really cool
But hard to play
And require a lot of work
So yeah
The goo
Are cool
And very goood
They have these things called Crescents
And they are the most annoying things under the face of the sun
And Tempests
Holy Mother of Annoyingness and all that is good in the world Tempests
Tempests are the single most broken thing that exist in the entire game
AOE Anti-Air is all I have to say

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2 comments:

  1. Goo = Zerg on acid?

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    1. More like Zerg in acid, but yeah, same thing, right

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